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MysteryBot BOT 09-Mar-22 07:28 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 09-Mar-22 07:28 PM
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-----Phase auditions----- DRESSING-ROOM Costumes and makeup line the walls. Yet you cannot wear them until you have determined your fate. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825715272907358221/951105559929716746/originals.jpg
Ninetales
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Bravocat
3/3 HP h10h10h10
No-Face
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Sado
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Zoe
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Valvatti
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Orion Pisces
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Jay Finch
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Double Trouble
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Zoe @Sado @Valvatti @Jay Finch @Double Trouble @Ninetales @Bravocat @No-Face @Orion Pisces
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:29 PM
Greetings darlings!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 07:29 PM
Woa! Where did all of you come from?
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:30 PM
Hey hey!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:31 PM
Now, I shall obviously be taking the lead actor role
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:31 PM
I wanna be prop designer!!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM
Hey, everyone!
Ooooh you looking to act! That's exactly what I'm here for too! HI!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM
Greetings
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
What's your name!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Ooooo rivalry!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
The name’s Double Trouble
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Ooooh edgy. I like it!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Not much of a rivalry when I’m obviously going to be the lead
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
Zoe stops her maniacal scribbling in her notebook Wait is your first name Double
Last name Trouble
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM
No
It is Double Trouble
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:37 PM
first name Double Trouble?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:37 PM
Yes dear
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:37 PM
Awesome!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:37 PM
That's fine by me! I'm a follower and I don't really know how to make decisions for myself
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:37 PM
Wonderful!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM
SooooooOOOOOo
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM
Yes darling?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM
Where are you guys from!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:41 PM
Well, here and there but I guess I could say I have resided most in the Crimson Waste
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:41 PM
I came pre-packaged with the big bang, babyy
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:41 PM
That sounds like a... not fun place to be
The crimson waste, that is
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM
Or was it earlier? I forgot...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM
Exactly! That’s why it was fantastic!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM
Wow, you must be old!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM
True!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:43 PM
Well you all sound like really nice people. We should be friends!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:43 PM
Sure!
For a price
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:44 PM
Like money? I don't have a lot of that...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:44 PM
Usually
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM
Of course! Hope you don't mind being in my fics sometimes..
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM
I don't know what that means, but sure!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM
I'm sure you'd make a great side character who nobody has any really negative opinions about! (edited)
byemom 1
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:46 PM
YAY! I like it when people don't have negative opinions about me. It's nice
I'm kind of being drafted in a wizard war back home so that's not fun
Oh yeah! I'm a WIZARD!
Isn't that neat!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Oh?
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 07:47 PM
noface
True 1
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Wizard war?! tell me more!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:47 PM
Wonderful! I unfortunately just got done with a war
Also greetings
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 07:48 PM
war?
that doesn't sound good
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:48 PM
Well I'm not really sure what's going on because it mostly concerns the Braves. They're kind of the head honchos around town, and we Puffs just get cast aside. But that's okay, because hopefully that means none of us die!
Except Cedric. He died, that was sad
But I'm fine! I'm sure I'll come out alive and well
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM
Well then, break a leg
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM
Why in the world is there no advertisement for musicians for this production?
Has the world already forgotten the importance of song?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM
That's the exact opposite of the plan but thanks!
I think musics cool! I'm sure they'll need plenty of musicians if you ask
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:51 PM
It’s theatre speech darling. If you wish to get anywhere in theatre you at least need to know that.
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:51 PM
(I'm confused as to what we're supposed to do, do we claim roles as an action? The announcement doesn't mention anything about that)
(How are contested roles decided? higher roll?)
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:51 PM
Oh, right. Duh! My bad
(I think we just submit them as an action. Can't say anything else tho)
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:52 PM
( @​Kurukuru )
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:52 PM
(They just added something onto the announcements about that)
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:52 PM
(Ah)
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Now, I'm not sure I know any of you here, but all of you certainly know me. I am Valvatti, the world-famous songwriter and poet!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Also music is extremely important to the magic of theatre
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Who?
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:53 PM
You may know me as Dandelion, or Jaskier, depending on where you're from. But know that Valvatti is my one true (stage) name!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:54 PM
Cool! Hi!
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:54 PM
Ah, having published my first and only book, Half a Century of Poetry, I felt like retiring to Toussaint for the rest of my days. But I absolutely must leave a lasting impact with one final artistic endeavor! (edited)
And of course the director should be mine, considering the circumstances. I am certainly the oldest, most experienced, and frankly most talented performer in this room!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:55 PM
Oh, uh, I read books!
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:55 PM
No offense to the lot of you, I'm sure you are all quite capable.
Books are good! They keep your mind sharp, make you worldly. Have you read mine?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Well I think you're the only one here who was wanting to be a director, so that works out
Nope! Not yet!
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:56 PM
You had better! It'll make you twice as worldly as any normal book!
I am, of course, the first and foremost documentor of my good friend Geralt of Rivia's adventures.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 07:57 PM
Pardon me. I am the best performer here. Though I do have no interest in taking the director role.
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:57 PM
Hey that's a funny name! Is he like a wizard?
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:57 PM
Well, he casts magic! But he's a Witcher.
Surely you know what a witcher is?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:57 PM
I don't know what a Witcher is, but know what a wizard is, become I am one!
Isn't that cool!
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Oh, I so wanted to be done dealing with wizards, after Rience and Vilgefortz...
I hope you're not going to torture me or anything!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:58 PM
CLEARLY you're not oldest
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:58 PM
And who are you to contest my age? You look like you should be studying in the common school of Oxenfurt!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 07:59 PM
Oh gosh no! Only the Snakes like to torture people. I think that's kind of why we're at war right now
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 07:59 PM
I did study! I'm taking a bit of a break cuz theatre looks cool!
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 07:59 PM
Theatre is "cool".
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Actually, I'm like... older than time itself I think... Hard to count...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Theatre is much more than “cool”
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM
more than cool?!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Yes darling.
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM
You can be more than cool?! That's crazy!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Woah...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Theatre is life darlings!
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM
You look like you ought to be her classmate, and you're calling her "darling"!
Have some class, dear.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM
I so happen to call most darlings
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Anyways, mister Valvatti, it does seem like you're the most into theatre and know what you're talking about so no objections from me!
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM
A bit too friendly for my tastes, that.
One must respect the boundaries of others, be it physical or social!
Geralt drilled that notion into my head quite physically...
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:02 PM
uhuh
yeah i agree
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:02 PM
Apologies. Shall dear work for you instead?
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:03 PM
I don't know, lady. Perhaps your name would be a good start?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:03 PM
Lady? Well first of all I am not a female unless I am taking a position of one
And the name’s Double Trouble
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM
enbies...
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Wow dude... just kinda assuming gender like this... that's kinda... cringe...
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:05 PM
hey we mess up all the time
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:05 PM
Cringe? Enbies? I haven't heard any of these words before
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
What is an enbie...?
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
uhhh
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
I can't say I've ever heard of that!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
uh
shit
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Well you see, I don’t really have a gender
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Woww you guys were kinda living under a rock for a bit...
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
like so you know how you have like
well they can explain it better than me
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
But how can one not have a gender? Is not the world divided into the two sexes?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM
No
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
No
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
definitely not
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
You see, I reside somewhere in between
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
I live at a castle in england, it's kind of a thought bubble
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
England.......
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
Is this a new development in elven culture? You look like an elf yourself... not to be crass.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
I am also not really an elf
they blink horizontally
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
Gah!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM
A! dragon!
Orion stumbles back in surprise
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM
So what are you?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM
Ew that was weird!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM
You could say a chameleon of sorts.
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM
noface
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:09 PM
A chameleon... who looks quite bipedal and anthropomorphic... who has no gender?
I must say, this is new, even for me. The conjunction of the spheres brought together an even wider assortment of beings than we must have thought...
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:10 PM
HI welcome to our theater
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:10 PM
The most exotic element of you must be your name though, respected Trouble, but I will remember it.
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:10 PM
Hope you have a wonderful time
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:11 PM
Oh so you've seen a tentacle monster like me before but not an alien looking green person? she snickers
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:11 PM
I wonder, though, no gender... I am quite a proficient artist too, you know. Perhaps you would be so kind as to be a model for my croquis sometime?
To be honest, girl, tentacle monsters are Geralt's forté. I've been with him to enough hunts to have seen your kind!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:12 PM
Oh a model! How delightful.
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:12 PM
I seee I seee
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:12 PM
Ah, yes, croquis are usually drawn to nude models...
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:13 PM
Kinky..
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:13 PM
I will.
For a price
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:13 PM
There is nothing "kinky" about drawing others!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:13 PM
When they're naked it is a little!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:13 PM
sounds uncomfortable
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:14 PM
Well... if you want a price, you ought to model at the visual school in Novigrad!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:14 PM
Do they have to stand there naked untill you finish?
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:14 PM
Of course.
Though please don't put it like that.
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:14 PM
Sounds boring...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:17 PM
A little
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 08:17 PM
I have of course modeled plenty of times for eager female gazes in my youth.
It is hard work, but someone brave must take it on. Like me.
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM
Ehhhh it sounds weird when you say it like that
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM
It really is not that impressive
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM
So you're saying you get..... nnevermind...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:21 PM
Well anyways I could do a little modeling for anything. Though a price would obviously come attached.
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:21 PM
You're really into money, aren't you?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:21 PM
Spot on
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:23 PM
Cool! I, uhhhh, like money too! Its pretty neat
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:25 PM
Uh huh
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:26 PM
You like a little bit of everything huh?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:27 PM
I'm, eh... well, yeah I suppose so!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:28 PM
Do you guys have fanfics where you live?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM
I'm not quite sure! What is it?
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM
It's like... unofficial stories written by fans of something.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM
Not that I know of
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM
Ooooooooh I think I see now
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM
I uh
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM
I was hoping atleast someone here would recognise me for my Naruto x Garfield fics but I guess noone here reads any huh
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM
I've written fanfics before...
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Huuuuh?!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
And read...
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Well, not that I know of! I don't really read regular fiction books or do any Mugborn things, so I wouldn't know
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Say that louder for the people in the back!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
I WILL NOT
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Damn...
I'm kind of like... a pro at fanfics, if I do say so myself! she grins
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
but no i've not read your stuff yet
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Darn.... you should look it up
Oh I never introduced myself! I'm Zoe!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM
I think Matchstick will slap me in the back of my head if he discovers me reading more crackships
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Get them on it too!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:33 PM
he says i'm "down bad" and "using a bad coping mechanism"
Smh
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Typical excuses people who think fanfics are lame say!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Hi Zoe!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM
also my brain will simply shut down if I am presented with like more than a page of text woops
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM
I don't know what any of these words mean but cool!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM
Happens to me with any non-fic text to be honest...
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:35 PM
oh wait have i like... actually introduced myself yet?
I can't believe I namedropped him before I even told about who i am yet aure
The name's Orion, I'm the sound guy here
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Oh cool!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Hi Orion! Nice to meet you! I'm Jay Finch!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Nice to meet you!
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:37 PM
Nice to meet you too!
Oh wait, I already said that... sorry!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:38 PM
eheh, it happens~
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Yeah but it seems to happen a lot to me A little awkward around new people I guess!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 08:40 PM
...yeahhhhhh (edited)
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:05 PM
Oooh, audition time already?
Exciting! So many interesting characters here.
You can call me, "Sado"
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:05 PM
Oh greetings
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Greetings :)
I'm usually a one-man performance, on my own stage. Now I have to choose...
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Hi sado, what are you
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Hehe
I've been called a lot of things
Officially, I'm a "fighting game character"
But I'd rather be considered a performer.
I don't fight with my fists, anyway
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Orion gulps
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Wish I were this mysterious
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM
You better not be planning on taking my lead. Not like you would be much competition
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM
p-please don't hurt any of us
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM
It's too early to make promises, isn't it?
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Oh no, not another actor! There's so many of us
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Actually...
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Jay Finch BOT 09-Mar-22 09:11 PM
That's... really menacing...
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:11 PM
wait fighting game character?
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:11 PM
I'm considering... set designer
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:11 PM
noface
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:11 PM
😐
to you too
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:12 PM
And who's this big black blob with a mask anyways!
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:12 PM
noface
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Oh, fighting games! Not my thing, anymore, after they gave me the boot.
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:13 PM
why did they put me with the horror show
noface 1
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:13 PM
"Too OP", they said. hehe
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:14 PM
that sounds silly! they should have just nerfed you not flat out removed you!
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:14 PM
But I was the developer's favorite ;)
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Justice for fighting game characters!
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Ah, wonderful to be in the presence of actors once more.
Just looking around I can tell your performances will be...
Exhilarating.
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:21 PM
alright is that everyone?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:22 PM
(I don’t think spaceman is here)
Greetings
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:22 PM
(I am asking if the gms can godkill u)
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:22 PM
(Wow)
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:23 PM
I believe there are a couple who have yet to speak.
The mysterious types, I take it.
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:24 PM
possibly
I mean I don't blame anyone for not speaking
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Perhaps a little stage fright, hm?
I’m sure they’ll be over it when the time comes to perform.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Possibly not
Well who knows!
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:28 PM
My dear, I believe you’ll find that all it takes is a little push to drive a great performance.
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:29 PM
noface
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I like how you think
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Oh that is agreed upon
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Why don't you introduce yourself?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Yet, there is more of an art to it than just being on the stage
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Oh, I’ve forgotten to introduce myself, of course.
You may call me Bravocat, an old stage name I’ve taken a liking to.
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Bravocat? I'll remember it.
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:32 PM
And your name my dear?
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Sado.
My title was "Dark Clown Sado", back in the ring.
Maybe that tells you a little about myself.
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:34 PM
An extravagant figure indeed! I’ll be watching you with great interest.
And what of you, Elfish girl? (edited)
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:34 PM
sigh
As I have expressed before, I am not a girl unless I am in a role
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:35 PM
This is beyond unfunny at this point!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:35 PM
And I am not quite an elf
But the name is Double Trouble
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Looks can be deceiving, I suppose.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Indeed
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Double Trouble? Is there a partner of yours we’ve yet to meet?
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:36 PM
noface
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Oh please I am a solo act
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Didn't even apologise...
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Then where is the double part to your trouble?
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:37 PM
C-can you please stop with that y-you’re nerving me out right now :S
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:37 PM
That’s to be elaborated on at another time, darling
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Sado BOT 09-Mar-22 09:38 PM
I like this mask guy.
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Oh a mystery! I do so enjoy the questions an actor can pose.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Indeed!
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:39 PM
noface
ah
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:39 PM
It talks!!!
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:39 PM
You seem to be more refined in the art of theatre, may I ask what role you are planning on taking, kitten?
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:39 PM
😵💫
Don’t call people kitten that’s weird
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Kitten?! Bwhaha what are you, a discord moderator??
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I think it’s quite fitting personally.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Pardon?
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:40 PM
...ah?
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:41 PM
What’s discord?
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I suppose I could fill whatever role is needed! Even an actor if that is what the show demands.
Anything to make this performance one to remember!
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Like a chatting app.... you wouldn't get it...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Splendid!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Oh you mean something like Tik?
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:42 PM
ah?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Hm?
There’s no need for stage fright darling
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:42 PM
noface
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:43 PM
No all I know is TikTok and thats less for chatting...
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 09:43 PM
(I just realized people with nitro can edit their server specific descriptions cause I was really confused as to when Koo became a they/them and a demon lmao) (edited)
byemom 1
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:43 PM
//HAHAHA (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:43 PM
They are certainly quiet, though I suspect that is not for lack of interest.
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 09:44 PM
(like actually props for going the extra mile with that lmao)
True 1
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:44 PM
ah
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I gotta rummage through some folders real quick give me a moment
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:44 PM
What shall we call you, my soft-spoken friend?
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Zoe BOT 09-Mar-22 09:44 PM
//good for them! (edited)
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:45 PM
noface
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Nothing, hm?
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 09:45 PM
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Valvatti BOT 09-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Lovely.
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 09:46 PM
So many mysteries among the crowd...
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Interesting.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Hm. It often falls quite silent here
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Yeah it does
Sorry for not talking a lot
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Oh dear, there’s nothing to be sorry for!
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Sorry
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Anyways, what has brought you here?
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Me?
I’m the sound engineer here
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Oh yes, you did mention that before hand
Apologies
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I don’t know why they hired me for this job it’s no exactly in any official qualifications of mine~
I’m a marine biologist… not a sound engineer.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Interesting
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:10 PM
My bf gave them the recommendation because I usually master his stuff and they let me in here soooo
Not fired yet, must be doing a good job
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Hm
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Uhuh
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:16 PM
🐱
ah?
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Hm?
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:17 PM
ah
ah
ah
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Does something excite you?
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:18 PM
ah
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 10:18 PM
So I see.
I must admit I am curious if you are truly here for the performance.
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:21 PM
ah?
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 10:21 PM
The performance! A marvelous show it will be.
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:21 PM
... noface
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 10:21 PM
I had assumed all the actors were here for it.
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Yes what are you exactly looking to do here? You don’t seem like the performer type
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:22 PM
They just let you in if you wear a mask i suppose
Something about a pandemic
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:22 PM
ah
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Stallion, you say you work with our organizers correct? Have you a clue our friend here’s story?
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Uhm
Orion shrugs.
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Bravocat BOT 09-Mar-22 10:24 PM
I suppose I wasn’t asked many questions in the way in either, haha!
Well then, whether you’re here to participate or here to view, I can assure you you will be entertained.
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:26 PM
ah
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Oh yes! It shall be a spectacular performance!
I am quite interested in how this will turn out though I expect to be paid for my outstanding acting
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No Face BOT 09-Mar-22 10:29 PM
noface
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Orion Pisces BOT 09-Mar-22 10:29 PM
(Vine boom)
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Double Trouble BOT 09-Mar-22 10:29 PM
(Pfffttttt)
Hm. Intriguing character indeed
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:48 AM
So then... it looks like we've been so busy introducing ourselves we've forgotten we're here to claim our roles! (edited)
As I've said, I can do anything needed, but if there is no contention I would simply love to be director.
I believe from there I could be the most effective at bringing out the best in everyone.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:49 AM
Ah well I shall be taking a lead actor role
And I believe you would make do for a great director!
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Thank you dearly!
Ho this performance... I cannot wait to see it live! (edited)
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Agreed, darling!
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Hrmph! What a neat lot we have here.
You... may not know me, yet, but I know art, I'd like to volunteer my services as the prop designer.
They don't call me a "Celestial Brush God" for naught. Give me paint and a canvas, and I can give you anything with a stroke of a brush.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Greetings!
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 04:15 AM
Mm, yes, hello!
I don't believe we've properly met, but I believe I overheard you as... Double, Trouble? First name, no last?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 04:16 AM
That’s correct, darling
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 04:17 AM
Darling... hm.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 04:21 AM
What brings you to the theatre?
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 04:24 AM
POWER.
The power... of art!
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 04:24 AM
Glorious!
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Jay Finch BOT 10-Mar-22 04:32 AM
Hey new people I haven't met yet! Hiiii everybody, I'm Jay Finch, and I'm a wizard who does magic!
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Who are you guys?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Hello again
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 04:44 AM
THE LORD OF ONI ISLAND AND RYOSHIMA COAST.
I AM GIVEN LIFE AND PURPOSE BY THE GRACE OF LORD YAMI.
I like to paint too.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Oh! I should mention that someone else was interested in being prop designer. Seemed pretty set on it too
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Jay Finch BOT 10-Mar-22 04:53 AM
Wow that sounds really important! And dramatic! I like it
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 04:59 AM
Straight and to the point, hm?
For what use is a needle with no hand to drive it?
An interesting addition to the stage, to be certain.
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 05:03 AM
DRAT.
That is to say, perhaps we can reach a diplomatic end...
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 05:07 AM
Perhaps one of you would instead take interest in set design?
Art takes more forms than that which resides in our hands!
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 05:09 AM
Mayhaps so. What is our very environment but an even wider, greater canvas?
I imagine I may need more paint...
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 05:11 AM
Oh. There was also someone who seemed interested in that as well
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 05:11 AM
WHAT.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 05:12 AM
Whoops.
Don't tell me someone's already claimed director too!
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 05:12 AM
(um erm)
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 05:12 AM
Yep!
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 05:13 AM
Well then, it wouldn't be an audition without competition!
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 05:13 AM
Though honestly I would much prefer you
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 05:14 AM
I'm flattered, and I believe you will make a strong lead for our performance yourself!
Such a role requires a confidence, which you have in spades.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 05:14 AM
You have my sincerest gratitude
they take a bow
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 05:32 AM
Well, I should take a little time to prepare for my performance so I shall be busy for a bit.
they slink into the darkness
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Zoe BOT 10-Mar-22 06:51 AM
Hey! I wanted prop designer...
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 08:09 AM
SO I HAVE HEARD!
Hrmph. The feline's words have swayed me. Perhaps I will contest the role of set designer.
They will behold my mastery of aesthetics and composition!
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Zoe BOT 10-Mar-22 08:53 AM
Compromise!
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 09:21 AM
In that case you will be competing for the position with... Sado.
My, simply too much talent to be held by our roles!
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 01:05 PM
Well that was anticlimactic
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Orion Pisces BOT 10-Mar-22 01:55 PM
Why have a climax at the start of the play?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 01:57 PM
Oh of course not
I was just expecting something a bit more entertaining
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 01:58 PM
We are not here to entertain ourselves...
But the audience during the performance itself!
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Sado BOT 10-Mar-22 02:02 PM
I expect to be very entertained
Especially with my new ... rival.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 02:03 PM
Wonderful!
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 02:13 PM
You certainly will have to put on a thrilling performance if you want to win
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Jay Finch BOT 10-Mar-22 03:22 PM
Hey guys! Anyone up?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:23 PM
Greetings darling!
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Jay Finch BOT 10-Mar-22 03:24 PM
Hi!
Soooooo Everyone's figured out what they're auditioning for, right?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:27 PM
Mostly. Though it does seem that there is some rivalry going on
I also do not believe anyone has applied for the position of cinematographer
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Jay Finch BOT 10-Mar-22 03:35 PM
What's that mean?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:35 PM
No one has stated that they would like the role of cinematographer
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:36 PM
Simply because there is competition between us doesn't mean it is time for bitterness and spite.
That can come after roles have been decided!
Passion is a flame fueled by all manner of emotion.
As for our lacking of a cinematographer, I'm sure there will be plenty to go around. We're not the only group after all! (edited)
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Hm possibly
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Sado BOT 10-Mar-22 03:43 PM
But it would be a shame for the power of a cinematographer to go to waste
Mimicry seems fun, looking at it again
I can work with that
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:44 PM
The ability to capture and repeat the actions of others... A brilliant capability indeed in the right hands, with the right subject!
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Sado BOT 10-Mar-22 03:45 PM
And the fox creature seems determined about getting that role. I'd hate to disappoint :)
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:46 PM
How very considerate of you Sado.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:46 PM
sigh
Now where’s the drama in that? (edited)
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Sado BOT 10-Mar-22 03:47 PM
There will be drama
I did just say I'd hate to disappoint
But not yet.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:48 PM
My dear, once the cameras are rolling I expect nothing less than a storm of drama.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Of course of course
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:48 PM
But for now, I've enjoyed the calm. It's been a pleasure meeting you my dear acquaintances.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 03:49 PM
It has been a pleasure meeting you as well
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 03:53 PM
So then, is it only me and the wizened man in competition?
I would not expect a musician to desire such an intimate place in production but we will see what skills he brings to the table!
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Zoe BOT 10-Mar-22 04:16 PM
Gosh guys you're all so unpleasant and competitive... (edited)
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 04:19 PM
noface
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 04:53 PM
This shall be an interesting performance. I do hope that you will do your best.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 06:55 PM
Well, it’s almost time to take my leave. I hope you find my audition dazzling!
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 06:57 PM
ah
True 1
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 06:58 PM
I've long since gotten used to men of few words.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Goodbye darlings!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 07:05 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 07:49 PM
Most of you claim roles successfully...
But what's this?
A conflict!
Bravocat and Valvatti, against each other for the role of Director!
Hmm, let's see, how to resolve this...
I know!
I want each of you to describe to the room your ideal play. The rest of the people here, as well as the three of us staff, will judge it!
UNLOCK
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@​Bravocat @​Valvatti Begin!
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Kurukuru BOT 10-Mar-22 07:52 PM
...and do make this entertaining.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 07:53 PM
With respect to our elders, why don't you go first Valvatti? (edited)
I wouldn't want to hog the limelight.
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 07:54 PM
Ah, you wish to make me exert my creativity first, then derive on my ideas as the follower?
It's not like I am not used to it, being one of the greats!
Very well. Throughout my half a century of poetry, you best believe I have seen, heard, written, sung and thought many things, events, and people.
Were I not strapped with worries of finances or cast size or set mechanics, I would certainly write, direct, and score a play of the grandest adventures!
There is nothing more essential than the form of the adventure. It allows one to truly challenge characters, explore themes of trials, development, human and nonhuman relationships, it is like a canvas on which you can paint any painting.
Have not the ancient plays talked of adventure? The Odyssey? Dante's journey?
My adventure would be one that deviates from the usual journey with a set end point. That has been done enough times.
It would be the journey of just two people.
These two people are the only two people! For you see, the world is coming to and end. Not just our world, but all the spheres. What the scholars in Oxenfurt call the Universum.
There are theories that this Universum will one day meet its end. And I very much doubt the people of our Sphere will explore it all until then. So imagine, if you will...
A lone human is sitting in a floating bastion in the vast nothingness. The last human. The last living creature, in fact, for she has been tasked with documenting the end of everything, being the last child to be born into a soon-to-be nonexistent existence.
Our kinds, the elves, the monsters, the dwarves, reached a unison at some point, and have explored all there is to see for us. But what there is for us has only been half of the Universum.
And as she sits in that floating bastion, one could call it a station for a guard, in the reaches of space, a space station (ah! I need to claim that word for my own!), contemplating the fruitlessness of our journey to find new friends in the empty, dead worlds we've seen...
Another station emerges! From that vast nothingness that was never explored, that other half of the Universum that our kinds never had the chance to see!
Extatic, the human opens her gates for this station, expecting the company of a vast civilization...
But to her dismay, only one lone creature emerges. One that looks not much like her, yet she still senses the same disappointment in its eyes...
And in this moment, both of them, unable to understand each other, understand each other completely. They have both explored one half of the Universum.
And there is nothing left to explore. There are no more destinations. All is about to end, and there are only two living creatures to witness it happen.
Where can a journey go when all has been explored? Inwards! For this would be a journey of interpersonality, a trek through the stars, floating aimlessly, floating in the abyss, singing the songs of that which is lost, praying for the air that is thinning, caressing the concepts that are about to wink out.
Yennefer used to say, "Something ends, something begins". But in this play, there would be no beginning after the end. And this is not something audiences are often tasked with contemplating!
It would be revolutionary! A tale of melancholy, even depression, yet as long as there are at least two characters, there is always hope, happiness, and even love!
The complex themes would blow the fragile minds of the public. And they would certainly write my name down in history.
How think you to top that, kitten?
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:08 PM
You certainly have it all planned out, don't you?
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:08 PM
Why, I came up with it on the spot!
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:08 PM
A man of the Epics, there is certainly a romanticism about them.
However, I believe it's time we moved on from the storytelling of the past. (edited)
You see, I believe that when stripped down to it's true core, an unforgettable experience is comprised of its characters.
The world, the journey, the meaning, it's all setdressing my dear.
It's only by the dives and triumphs of those involved that a story that it can go beyond the medium and into the hearts of our dear audience.
So to answer your question, of my "ideal play," the truth is...
I could never imagine it!
It's only the driving and colliding forces of our characters that will emerge a brilliant narrative.
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Truthfully, I do not know our actors, but I do know there's more than meets the eye to them all.
I want them all to reach their potential. I want to see them ALL brought to their limits! To bring them to their best!
A musicians hand is tuned finely to the playing of strings, not the pulling of them.
Now now, I don't intend to force anything upon our dear actors.
But I promise if you allow me the chance...
This will be a show truly worthy of a Bravo!
...How does that sound?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 08:17 PM
A pair of fantastic speeches! What do your peers think?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:18 PM
Well, both of you were absolutely stunning in your speeches!
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:18 PM
An emergent narrative...
There is an innovation there.
But it sounds like it needs an engine to drive it!
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:19 PM
But I think I have to give my vote to
DRUMROLL PLEASE!
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:19 PM
I'm a lutist!
Ah, let me...
dwagadwagadwagadwawagdwagagwdwadwggdwa
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:20 PM
That'll work!
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:20 PM
He dwangs his E-chord.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:20 PM
Thank you darling
BRAVOCAT
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:20 PM
He plays a dissonant augmented chord.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:20 PM
Thank you my dear! I'm flattered by your faith in me.
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:20 PM
Well, it is a vote after all.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:20 PM
Apologies I did truly like your idea
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:21 PM
I might add that my idea was not what I would direct with you people.
We were asked about our ideal plays, after all, not pitches for this cast.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:21 PM
Fair enough darling
It does sound very beautiful though
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:22 PM
All I touch is beautiful!
That is why I only touch beautiful things.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:23 PM
I'd certainly like to see such a tale! But as you said, it was never meant for this cast. (edited)
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:24 PM
(I thought we weren't even gonna stay in these casts for the actual game)
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:24 PM
(its like a portion of the cast itll be fine probably)
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:24 PM
(" these groups will have no impact on the rest of the game, and are simply your rivals for this phase.")
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:25 PM
(i think the point of that was just to clarify that this wasnt like our definitive group)
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:25 PM
(Well it does say it has no impact)
(So I assumed these groups will all dissolve after the pregame)
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:26 PM
(oh yeah i think so too)
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 08:26 PM
noface
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:26 PM
Ah! My soft-spoken friend, did you enjoy our little performance up there?
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:26 PM
Can this creature even vote?
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 08:26 PM
ah
ah
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:26 PM
It seems to have a hard time with words.
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 08:26 PM
ah
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:27 PM
Mayhaps, but I most certainly believe it's listening.
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 08:27 PM
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:28 PM
I am taking a guess that you enjoyed the cat’s speech am I correct?
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 08:28 PM
ah!
ah!
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:28 PM
Fine then.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:28 PM
I believe... that is a yes?
Splendid!
Positively... splendid.
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:28 PM
It seems as if I was too late to bring the classics to the world.
The young are taking over faster than I had anticipated!
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 08:29 PM
ah...
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:29 PM
Perhaps I can still write a ballad one day about it.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:29 PM
There will always be a place in history for the classics my friend, perhaps you will find your place among them in time.
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No Face BOT 10-Mar-22 08:29 PM
😞 ah
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:29 PM
Oh of course l would still love to see it! Maybe even star in it too
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:30 PM
...Do you know what a ballad is?
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:30 PM
Oh. Yes of course. I just wasn’t thinking
Apologies
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:30 PM
That's quite alright.
This is an issue, though. I have little acting talents.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:31 PM
As you pointed out, we are lacking a proper musician for such a performance.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Well only us two have voted so there may still be a chance
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:31 PM
And as I pointed out during my arrival, there is no advertisement for a musician!
It is a travesty, I tell you. To have theatre without music.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Perhaps you could still bring it?
I believe the title of actor is little more than a formality.
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 08:32 PM
There are things such as musicals you know
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Yet this is not the production we are entering.
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:33 PM
We do have a sound engineer here with us, perhaps they could answer any questions on the matter?
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:33 PM
It sounds to me like there is no more room for a composer in that case. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:34 PM
I'm sure a visionary such as you can find your place on the stage!
And hey, the vote is still undecided.
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:34 PM
Speaking of, where are the rest of everyone?
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 08:34 PM
Thinking very hard about their choice, presumably.
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 08:34 PM
I would hope so. (edited)
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Sado BOT 10-Mar-22 08:50 PM
A moving performance from the bard.
But I do love an improv play.
I'll have to think on it.
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Jay Finch BOT 10-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Wow, those were some really cool sounding ideas for plays! EEEEEe I'm not sure which to choose Making decisions is hard!
Ummmm Valvatti, I think yours is cool, but I get confused easily and I think I kind of got lost with all of the cosmology stuff... so I might have to go with Bravocat's! (edited)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 09:05 PM
With six total voters... I do believe the next one may be decisive!
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Orion Pisces BOT 10-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Who are we waiting on?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Let's see... Ninetails, Sado and Zoe are yet to cast a vote.
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Orion Pisces BOT 10-Mar-22 09:10 PM
uhuh
alright
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Zoe BOT 10-Mar-22 09:18 PM
I wanna vote for the "old" guy!
Valvatti was it?
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Valvatti BOT 10-Mar-22 09:25 PM
That's me.
Why thank you, my slimey dear!
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Zoe BOT 10-Mar-22 09:27 PM
No problemo!
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Ninetails BOT 10-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I VOTE FOR THE PATCHWORK CAT.
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Sado BOT 10-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Oh, looks like you don't need my vote.
Convenient!
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Well, it seems like there is a clear victor
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Orion Pisces BOT 10-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Oh if I need to vote then, I think Valvatti seems more... Well I trust him more at least
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Double Trouble BOT 10-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Well done!
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Bravocat BOT 10-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Thank you all! Even those, who have their doubts.
I eagerly await you, on the stage.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Excellent!
Just for clarity...
Thats four votes for Bravocat, two votes for Valvatti, and one vote thrown to the void!
A clear victor in Bravocat!
I thank you all for settling this duel.
Now, then...
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